“Mi Vista” by Kinsee Morlan
Tijuana Craigslist is the stomping ground for asshole Americans promising citizenship to Mexican women. The “men seeking women” posts are disgusting. I found a string of desperate posts by guys of all ages looking for a “nice Mexican wife.”
Here are some posts by dudes offering green cards:
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: 2007-07-07, 4:37AM PDT
If you’re looking to marry an american to help with green card issues, then look no further. I just ask that you at least be decent looking, and be serious. Please only serious replies only…Respond with a picture, and we’ll go from there…
Reply to: email@example.com
Date: 2007-06-16, 11:22PM PDT
Looking for an American to Marry? I want a nice, sweet, YOUNG mexican girl to marry, 18-22 please and cute.
Want a family. Will cover your legal expenses and have family in CUSTOMS.
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: 2007-06-25, 9:09PM PDT
I AM LOOKING FOR A GOOD, CARING AND LOYAL WOMEN WHO WANTS TO COME TO AMERICA.
Others desperate dudes offered a house:
Reply to: email@example.com
Date: 2007-07-07, 5:32PM PDT
hi,, i’m looking for a nice girl to marry,,, kids are ok,, i can provide a place to stay,,,
And the really straight-forward, hard-up assholes offered cash (in exchange for some babysitting, of course):
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: 2007-07-07, 2:08PM PDT
widowed 3 kids.in tj 7-13 to 7-15.need a mature woman that knows how to treat a man,ill take shoping dinners and 500 cash -you most be discret no bs games no chicas .just a sweet broke LADY.call im real serious.barry