So here’s what happened: I got a crazy computer virus and everything, and I mean everything, pretty much shut down. I called The Geek Squad and got two things: attitude and a quote of $59 just to have them look at my computer. Screw you Geek Squad. So instead, I put out a complaint on Twitter and found two guys, two strangers, I now consider friends. The Beam and Ricardo Rosales, who’ve seemingly turned my computer into a super ninja-speed machine that’s 10 times better and faster than it was before the whole virus ordeal. If you or anyone you know needs your computer fixed, don’t even think about going to the Geeks. Hit up my buddies and (for a ridiculously affordable price) get things done right.